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i peed on Kid Cudi becouse Lady Gaga told me to

I bitchslapped Vill Smith because it felt right at the time

js mam dns birthday,zato bom napisala to : i punched justin bieber on my 13th birthday!!!!! ravno točno

i punced Tom Felton beacuse i fell like it! hahaah

I lost my virginity to Albus Dumbledore after I got drunk! OMG!

dobr bi blo to: i punched justin bieber because it felt right at the time

I sold drugs to Albus Dumbledore at my mom's birthday party.

I made a porno whit Ron Weasley on my 13th birthday

I punched Albus Dumbledore in a movie theater

I made out with Albus Dumbeldore on a park bench.

I sold drugs to Will Smith in a Taco Bell restaurant

i bitchslapped Charlie Sheen after i got drunk. hahahahhahaha

I played hopscotch with Zach Galifianakis in his front yard.

I played ring araund rosie with Leonardo Dicaprio inside a Mcdonalds

I had unprotected sex with Michael Cera inside a McDonald's