Cullen.

ME SHALL MISS YOU *jar jar binks voice*

KJE SI BARABA MOJA

WHERE ARE YOUUUUU BBY :c

Yes, that would happen.

IKR OMG.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oooh...

THEY'RE ALL MINE :$$

OH YEAH AND THEN I WILL LICK IT UP :$$

OH YEAH I WANNA SWALLOW HIS SPERM TOO

AND LUKE WILL END UP CRYING AND CALLING HIS MOM

AND ASTON WOULD DIE LAUGHING AND MICHAEL WOULD BE JUST SITTING THERE EATING PIZZA AND ASKING "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON"

Smack*

AND THAT STRIPPER WILL SMACL HIM WITH HIS/HER DICK IN THE FACE AND LUKE WILL HAVE A SPERM ALL OVER HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE

WARNING: DICKS EVERYWHERE

WE ALL HAVE DICKS

OOOOH YEEEES no wait, he's sucking your dick

Lotr*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA "I AM NO MAN" AVES UNA SCENA V LOT KO TISTA BLONDA (EOWYN) SNAME MASKO PA VBIJE UNGA ZLOBNEGA NAZGULA

AND ASHTON IS SUCKING MY DICK:$$
wait wut
no

WHERE R U