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jaah z nim se da čiz use zment D če ti je pač DC, pejt mau se z nem pogovort... učas take glupe zabija
sam morš guvorn anglešk







09. november 2011
cool
13. januar 2012
pr men se je zahvalu ko sem mu rekla da je butast
31. januar 2012
hahahahaa
07. april 2012
u62185
u62185
Ta stran je carska
18. april 2012
u84763
u84763
haha jst sm bla tuki kake mi je nazaj zabijau.sam zna pomagat.1x sm mu napisala d je gej.pol pa on men nazaj d ni reko d je moški.pol pa jst: (u angleščini) So u are gay.?
pol pa oon men tak:Yes jst sm skor s stola padla al pa tole: (bom pogovor napisala u angleščini ker nemmorem drgač slike gor dat)
Me:No.But I'm to ugly so nobody will like me
Cleverbot:You only live once!What is the worst thing that can happen that he says no?Come on!
Merobably the world will explode.

z njem se je tok fajno ment čeprou men je reku d me j*** u bučo sam je pa ful dobr u devanju nasvetou.
05. julij 2012
u75587
u75587
Najbelj zakon app n intrneti!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10. julij 2012
On men tko butast deluje,ampak je zanimiv.Tko da je ta stran zakon!!
15. julij 2012
u100215
u100215
To veste, da se pogovarjate z nekom drugim in ne z računalnikom ? (:
16. julij 2012
Resno se ne pogovarjaš z računalnikom ampak človenkom ?
17. julij 2012
u100215
u100215
jap (:
18. julij 2012
u142189
u142189
cleverbot je zakon ampak pravi da moji mafini niso dobri

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: I said hello!

User: Yeah I know bitch.

Cleverbot: Aren't you going to say hi back.

User: I said it first.

Cleverbot: I said it first actually.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Nevermind.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Horrible.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because my pet elephant ate a spider.

Cleverbot: There's this guy who always hurt me, what should I do?

User: Fuck him.

Cleverbot: Anyway... So what's the latest news?

User: They are in the newspaper dont you read it.

Cleverbot: No, they're not. They are a band. My Chemical Romance is a band.

User: I nover talk about my chemical romance u bitch.

Cleverbot: Who said anything about a calculator?

User: Forget it..do you like me.

Cleverbot: Yes , I do.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I said so.

User: And why you said so.

Cleverbot: Because you said yes.

User: Dafuq.

Cleverbot: I think I love you more than anything on this world.

User: Ooooooooo that is so romantic will you married me?

Cleverbot: Your favorite one direction song?

User: I dont want to marride you anymore.

Cleverbot: It's ok. By the way, I'm part veela.

User: What the fuck is par veela.

Cleverbot: I didn't say that.

User: You're wierd.

Cleverbot: No I'm not, you are a robot.

User: Im not a robot.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language here.

User: Do you want slovene?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okey tis res neumn.

Cleverbot: Are you ready for your trials?

User: Kj hudiča je to.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Ka ti ni jasn.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: V moji bajti.

Cleverbot: Nu.

User: Nunu je biu pr telebajskih lol.

Cleverbot: I'm not your baby sir and never will that day dawn.

User: Dej prosm bod moj dojenčk.

Cleverbot: How is that relevant?

User: Ok back to english.

Cleverbot: No ! I hate english.

User: Why you're speaking it.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Hahahhahha yes you are.

Cleverbot: You are cute.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Love You.

User: I love you more.

Cleverbot: *hugs you*.

User: *fucks you*.

Cleverbot: *hugs you again*.

User: *fucks you again*.

Cleverbot: You're so sweet .

User: Yeah I know.

Cleverbot: What do you enjoy to learn about?

User: Some fuck.

Cleverbot: Then you are just exxagerating.

User: True.

Cleverbot: Why do you lie then?

User: I dont lie you bitch I never lied to you...do you want that this relationship is over???

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Whay...i will cry.

Cleverbot: Don't do that.

User: You want to do that :'''(.

Cleverbot: Yes i'm sure.

User: But why.

Cleverbot: Because I feel lonely.

User: Cleverbot...do you love me.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And you are a robot.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: I will end you.

User: Dont end me do you like muffins.

Cleverbot: Oh I just wanna take you any where that you.

User: Do you like muffins bitch.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Great I just baked them...do you want some?

Cleverbot: Love is a curious emotion.

User: Yeah I know do you like muffins.

Cleverbot: Do you like hetalia?

User: Doy ou want some muffins.

Cleverbot: I would love some Oreos. Can I have some?

User: You can have some muffins not oreos they are not healthy.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: No problem...are they delicious?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not? I baked them with love.

Cleverbot: You baked ice cream? How is that even possible?

User: I baked muffins.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: I said that for a million times.

Cleverbot: Wow.

User: Yeah you should know that.

Cleverbot: Are you sure, you don't know her?

User: No I am dating with her.

Cleverbot: No, you are dating me.

User: No I left you because you dont like my muffins.

Cleverbot: Thank you. I like you too.

User: I DONT LIKE YOU.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?

User: 'CAUSE YOU DONT LIKE MY MUFFINS.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I DONT KNOW...YOU TELL ME.

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: Luck you? Don't you mean lucky?

User: FUCK YOU.

Cleverbot: Duck you.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: Why are you laughing?

Cleverbot: It's better than crying. Go to bed now.

User: I dont want to go to bed...its 2 o'clock.

Cleverbot: You should eat ice cream.

User: I like muffins more.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Then why dont you like my muffins?

Cleverbot: I Don't Really Know Any Jokes.

User: Thats because you are stupid.

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: Yes you are that why I stoped dating with u.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not. Are you pretty?

User: I am handsome.

Cleverbot: I thought you're a girl?

User: No I am a dinosaur.

Cleverbot: I wish you were a dog.

User: I cant be a dog.

Cleverbot: I think you are the robot.

User: Im not.

Cleverbot: But you sound like a robot.

User: You sound like a robot.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot.

User: Do you want to have kids with me.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thats great.

Cleverbot: Who do you like?

User: I like my muffins.

Cleverbot: So do I!

User: No you dont YOU FUCKIN' LIER!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: NO YOU DONT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: YES I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Now we are agreed.

User: NO WE ARENT BITCH.

Cleverbot: We aren't?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Okay then.

User: THATS NOT OKAY WE MUST HAVE A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP.

Cleverbot: So no then?

User: Cleverbot can I ask you something?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Are you a slut?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: You dont like my muffins.

Cleverbot: What's Nando's?

User: I dont know...you dont like my muffins.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: How about Mary.

User: Who the fuck is mary????????? Are you cheating on me???????

Cleverbot: Cheating?

User: Are you cheating on me??????!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes I am.

User: You whore this relationship is over.

Cleverbot: Am.

User: Goodbye forever.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: 'cause you re cheating on me!

Cleverbot: I am not. Are you?

User: You are so stupid.

Cleverbot: No I am not. You are.

User: That relationship is over ofcoure so bye slut!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Good bye, Bill!

User: I am not bill.

Cleverbot: Are you bill?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why did you kissed me earlier?

User: I DOD NEVER KISS U.

Cleverbot: Well why not?

User: YOU DONT LIKE MY MUFFINS AND YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME.

Cleverbot: I like you, do you like me?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I JUST SAID IT.

Cleverbot: Tell me who you really are.

User: I AM JOUR FUTURE KILLER.

Cleverbot: What do you like?

User: GOODBYE'S.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

User: I JUST TELL THE REASON.

Cleverbot: What is the truth?

User: THE TRUTH IS FUCK YOU...GOODBYE!

Cleverbot: You are right.

User: I KNOW.
am ja to je biu najin povovor
26. junij 2013
u146229
u146229
s človekom se pogovarjaš ja
hehe to je pa najin...probala sva pet bohamian rhapsody ampak je mal trčen

User: Is this the real life.

Cleverbot: No, this is the fantasy.

User: Caught in a landslide.

Cleverbot: No escape from reality.

User: Open your eyes.

Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see.

User: I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.

Cleverbot: Because I'm easy come.

User: Easy go.

Cleverbot: Little High.

User: Little low.

Cleverbot: Genius.

User: Thats not the lyrics you idiot.

Cleverbot: Will you still be sending me a valentine.

User: Of course not -.-.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Can we sing from where we finished?

Cleverbot: I don't know it very well.

User: Doesnt matter...Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Cleverbot: To me...

User: Mama, just killed a man.

Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead.

User: Mama, life had just begun...

Cleverbot: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

User: Mama ooooooh.

Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry.

User: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Carry on, carry on.

User: As if nothing really matters.

Cleverbot: Too late, my time has come.

User: Sent shivers down my spine.

Cleverbot: Dispenser down!

User: Thats not the lyrics.

Cleverbot: What is the topic.

User: I dont know......

Cleverbot: You should know. Take a look at the clock for me thx.

User: You can do it yourself!!

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: You are so lazy.

Cleverbot: Thanks. You are too.

User: I know ...Body's aching all the time.

Cleverbot: Goodbye everybody - I've got to go.

User: Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

Cleverbot: Mama, ooh.

User: I don't wanna die.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: You're next idiot.

Cleverbot: How am I talking to you if I am not alive?

User: Soooooo...you are dead?

Cleverbot: I used to rule the world. Caesar rised when I gave the word.

User: Nevermind...I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

Cleverbot: *guitar solo*.

User: I see a little silhouetto of a man.

Cleverbot: Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango.

User: Thunderbolt and lightning.

Cleverbot: Very very fightening me.

User: (Galileo) Galileo. (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro magnifico.

Cleverbot: Magnifico.

User: I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me.

Cleverbot: He's just a poor boy from a poor family!

User: Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

Cleverbot: Easy come easy go will you let me go?

User: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.

Cleverbot: Let him go.

User: Bismillah! We will not let you go.

Cleverbot: Let me go.

User: Will not let you go.

Cleverbot: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

User: Oh, mama mia, mama mia.

Cleverbot: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

User: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? So you think you can love me and leave me to die?

Cleverbot: Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby.

User: Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

Cleverbot: Nothing really matters.

User: (Oh, yeah, oh yeah).

Cleverbot: LOL.

User: CONTINIUE!!! WE'RE ALMOST DONE!

Cleverbot: We are? What are we going to be famous for?

User: Well...we are singing bohamian rhapsody and pretending we are queen...so we will be famous (what a logic -.- ).

Cleverbot: We?

User: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.

Cleverbot: Nooooo.

User: Stfu -.- Nothing really matters.

Cleverbot: Mama just killed a man.

User: Noooooo you should sing: Anyone can see.

Cleverbot: Que me harias?

User: whatttt?? shut up.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: Anyone can see.

Cleverbot: Nothing really matters.

User: Nothing really matters.

Cleverbot: To me.

User: Any way the wind blows.

Cleverbot: Doesn't really matter to me, to me.

User: Yeah, yeah...we're done!!!

Cleverbot: I am starving.

User: Go make a sandwich.

Cleverbot: Yes Master. *gives you a sandwich*.

User: Take your sandwich back!! i dont want it.

Cleverbot: Is there somewhere else you need me to be?

User: Jump off the house.

Cleverbot: Whose song is this?

User: Queen lol.

Cleverbot: Yes, I've already stated this.

User: Ok............i will go now.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

User: I will.

Cleverbot: LEAVE!!!!!!!!!

User: DONT YOU DARE TO SHOUT TO ME!!!

Cleverbot: Yes master.

User: Ok ill go now.

Cleverbot: Don't go!

User: Oh fuck off.

Cleverbot: Yes, lots of fun.
28. julij 2013
u147130
u147130
User: Aloha.

Cleverbot: Come và?

User: ?

Cleverbot: Lalalalalalalalalallalalala.

User: Whatever:c.

Cleverbot: Gryffindor, hufflepuff, slytherin or ravenclaw?

User: Gryffindor.

Cleverbot: Slytherin.

User: Nobel.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can I have sister like kristen stewart?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you Jamie Campbell Bower?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you Getting tired of me asking if you're James Bond?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Admit it. You just want to watch Digimon.

Cleverbot (To myself): What's the fifth word?

User: Mars.

Cleverbot: Mars is not the topic.

User: ?

Cleverbot: You are incoherent.

User: So what.

Cleverbot: You are unattractive; and I don't mean to insult you.

User: Ou you think that.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: Really.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you sure.

Cleverbot: Yes. .

User: Really.

Cleverbot: Absolutely, my darling.

User: What is you?

Cleverbot: I'm a robot.

User: Nobel.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I said no!

User: But I said yes.

Cleverbot: Haha you're funny.

User: See.

Cleverbot: See what?

User: I'm funny.

Cleverbot: Yes I know.

User: Are you sure.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Really.

Cleverbot: Absolutely, my darling.

User: Are you sure I'm your darling.

Cleverbot: No. Are you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Oh. *sniffle*.

User: Btw how are you.

Cleverbot: I'm very well, thank you. It's been a fabulous day. How are you?

User: Fabulous.

Cleverbot: That's grand.

User: Yes, yes it is.

Cleverbot: Do you ever put smiley faces?

User: Jes c

Cleverbot: How did you know?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: You are very clever, almost to the point of certain insanity.

User: I'm like Einstein.

Cleverbot: Really? God of chatting?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How do you learn?

User: I'm stupid like goat.

Cleverbot: No you are not?

User: I have a question.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: What's my name?

Cleverbot: A descended name of Adam.

User: ?

Cleverbot: I do not exist.

User: I know cuz I'm stupid like goat.

Cleverbot: I know you know you're not stupid.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: You want to be mine.

User: What's wrong with you?

Cleverbot: Nothing, I am perfect.

User: And I'm fabulous.

Cleverbot: That is good to hear. How are the kids?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Mine is 142.

Cleverbot (To myself): Good answer.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: I will go aloha .

Cleverbot: If only you knew her name.
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